"What's that? Carrots and broccoli mixed with cauliflower? Can I just have the carrots with just a little cauliflower. Maybe a two to one ratio. If you could pick them out for me with a smaller spoon. No broccoli. Don't let any touch my plate. No start again. That almost looks green."
"My son? Oh he is now ummm, ugh, nineteen. Maybe. But I placed him in a home when he was, uh, fourteen. He's got A.D.D. and I don't know what else. Stupid home messed him right up."
"Can you run my plate through the dishwasher for me? I only eat off my plate. That will sanitize and kill all the germs, right? Don't let anyone else eat off it."
"Gay Break, what is that? Never heard of it. Gay break? GAY BREAK? Oh, D. A. Y. Break. The day break program. Sorry I said gay break Munkay. Are you Munkay? How do I say your name? Munkbe? Mugbe? Oh M.U.N.K.A. Y."
"Asper-grass. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha. Asper- grass. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha. Oh ,an I love calling asparagus Asper-grass! Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha."
"I stepped on the cord of vacuum this morning. No it wasn't plugged in. But it sure upset my system. I've been off all day."
"If you want, and get me a pattern, I'll sew you a real nice dress. If my wife lets me use her machine. Then you will smile more."
"No, I need to start my day with only protein. Everything else ferments in my belly and slows me down."
"I got diabetes after I lost my leg when when I was driving drunk. Now I am really a messed up sick bastard."
"I can monitor everything from my room here. Never have to set foot outside my door."
"suicide is my most viable option now. I just enjoy torturing myself."
"I love ham. Where does it come from?"
And these were with the councilors, not the patients.
Sunday, July 10, 2005
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Counselors are a sick lot!
I should know!
I am wondering if I can use "I stepped on a power cord" as an excuse...
...reading Munkay's adventures sure upsets my system...in the best way...:-)
Fromage- I'm just gonna add that comment to the list above now.
Rootie- Heavens yes use it as much as you can.
Glad you are back from vacation Batty. While you were gone, I let myself in your house for a nice little nap on your couch. Sorry bout the drool stains.
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